jokes

One day I saw a smart boy in a shop

One day I saw a smart boy in a shop
What a style
What a smile
What a personality
What a fashion
I walked near and near,
OMG, It was a mirror

Different meaning of Sorry

Old meaning of Sorry

“I Wont Do It Again”

New Meaning Of Sorry,

“Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful”

A boy opens his tiffin box on road

Height of memory loss
A boy opens his tiffin box on
the roadside to see..
Whether he s going to school
Or
Coming back…!! 

In this job we need someone responsible

Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.

Applicant: I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.

if u see a 10Rs note and 5Rs note

Son: Dad, if u see a 10Rs note and 5Rs note on the road which one will you take?
Dad: Ofcourse the 10Rs note
Son: Thats so stupid, why not take both the notes

Small but very effective deadly fact

Small but very effective deadly fact-
When a teacher says get out of
class it simply means.
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U HAVE WON THE ARGUMENT.

No matter how much camera-shy we are

No matter how much camera-shy we are,
one day in life we all have to behave like a professional model.
And that is on our wedding.