when you are in relation , after severl hours and days of chat you dont know what to chat or what to ask with your girl friend or boy friend.
here is the solution for it.. i will provide several types of question to chat with your girl friend or boy friend
list of questions to ask your girl friend or boy friend
What were you like when you were a kid?
When was the first time that you had beer?
What happened?
If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it?
What would your dream house be like?
If you could change something about yourself, what would it be & why?
Describe your fighting style: drunken master or angry monkey?
What last made you laugh?
Spontaneity or stability?
Do you like kids?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What turns you off?
What is your favorite curse word?
What is your full name?
When is your birthday?
Who do you live with?
Do you dream often?
If you wrote a journal entry about our last date, what would it say?
Which do you prefer giving or receiving?
What do you do for school and work?
What music do you listen to the most?
Do you like to read? If so...favorite book(s)?
Name your 3 closest friends. Which one is your very best friend?
How often do you really "go out"?
Have you ever lost anyone you loved?
What sound or noise do you love?
Ever been in true love?
On a scale of 1-5 how organized are you?
Do you excercise regularly? If so, how often?
What is your zodiac sign?
Have any nick names? If so, what?
Name a couple of T.V. shows you watch a lot?
Name a movie or movies you can watch over and over?
Do you have tattoos? If yes, how many and where are they?
Any piercings? If yes, how many and where are they?
Do you have siblings? If so, how many?
Are your parents still together?
What is/was your worst subject in school?
Do you currently play any sports? If so, what?
Do you like to dance?
Name your 2 favorite colors and why?
Do people tell you that you act older, younger, or your age?
Ever had an imaginary friend as a child?
Ever been skinny dipping?
Did/Do you enjoy highschool for the most part?
Do any drugs? If yes, what?
Do you drink? If yes, how often?
Do you smoke? If yes, how much?
Ever been in a physical fight? If yes how many and who were they with?
Have you ever cheated in a relationship?
What's your definition of cheating?
Do you wear pajamas to places other than at your house?
Have you ever stolen anything from a store or from someone?
Ever cheated on a test?
Ever been in any legal trouble?
Do you regret anything?
Name 5 of the most important things in your life?
How many languages can you speak and what are they?
Are you a touchy feely person?
Do you take showers in the morning or at night more?
Do you trust easily?
Do you have any phobias?
Are you a heavy or light sleeper?
Are you a morning person?
Ever had surgery? If yes, for what reason?
Ever come close to death?
Ever broken any bones?
When you die, would you rather be burried or cremated?
Do you play any instruments? If so, what?
Have you been told you can sing well more than once?
3 physical features you get complimented on a lot?
Name your least favorite feature?
Name the clothing store you shop at the most?
What is your religion or do you not really have one?
Ever been cheated on?
Ever had a one night stand? If so, how many and do you regret any of them?
Current friend that you have known the longest?
Name someone you can tell just about anything to?
Where were you born?
Do any of your close friends have children?
Are any of them married?
Have you ever taken any anti-depressants or anxiety medication?
Ever seen a therapist?
Did/do you transfer schools a lot?
Favorite animal to have as a pet?
How many floors does your home have?
How many bedrooms and bathrooms?
Do you live in a neighborhood or in the middle of nowhere?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
Can a black person join the kkk?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
Who was Sadie Hawkins?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
Why can't donuts be square?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?
Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
Why are dogs noses always wet?
If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?
Do bald people get Dandruff?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Can you cry under water?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
How come all of the planets are spherical?
How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off?
when a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
What do people in China call their good plates?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
Do your eyes change color when you die?
Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?
If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
What do you call male ballerinas?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?
Can bald men get lice?
If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Does the postman deliver his own mail?
Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?
What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
Was Jesus a virgin when he died?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam.
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched?
So, do you really think we evolved from apes? Seriously?
What would you do if you were the last person on this earth?
If you did not want to ignore something obvious, what will it be?
If you could write something to change the world, what would it be?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Do atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?
How fast do you have to go to keep up with the sun so you're never in darkness?
How is the handicapped parking situation handled at the Special Olympics?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
If a tree falls in the forest without anyone there, does it still make a sound? Do the other trees make fun of it?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
If Superglue is so good why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube?
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, do you plan a surprise birthday party for them?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If the "black box" survives every plane crash, why not make the entire plane out of that stuff?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
Isn't it a little scary that a doctor's work is called practice?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
Shouldn't it be called a "near hit" rather than a "near miss"?
There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
What song always makes you happy when you hear it?
What was your favorite sitcom growing up?
What favorite food puts you in a great mood?
Who's the funniest person you know?
What was the best vacation you ever had?
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Whats your middle name?
How big is your bed?
What music are you listening to right now?
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?
What was the last thing you ate?
Who was the last person you hugged?
How is the weather right now?
Did you get anough sleep last night?
What's the first thing you thought about this morning?
What's the last thing you thought about before you went to sleep last night?
What do you have handy at your bedside?
Grilled or Fried?
What makes you unique?
Are you afraid of the dark?
Favorite hangout?
3 things you cannot live without?
Favorite song?
What are you afraid of?
Are you a giver or a taker?
What are your nicknames?
What is your Dad's middle name?
What is your Mom's middle name?
What 1 thing would you take with you on a deserted island?
Favorite TV commercial?
Who's your cellphone provider?
First thing you will save in a fire?
Whats your favorite color?
What are the things you always take with you?
What did you wanna be when you were a kid?
What do you usually do when the clock turns 10:10?
What's the color of your bedsheet?
What the last thing you do before you go to bed?
Did America really put a man on the moon?
Do you like your handwriting?
If you were another person would you be friends with you?
Are you very sarcastic?
Do you still have your tonsils?
Do you think you are physically strong?
Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Which you favorite icecream flavor?
What was the last thing you ate?
What was the last drink you drank?
If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Which are your favorite smells?
Do you like people with green eyes?
Do you like scary movies or comedy movies more?
Do you prefer hugs or kisses?
What is on your mouse pad?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “asteroids”?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts but as mattresses?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?”
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?
Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Why aren’t there bullet-proof pants?
Sooner or later, doesn’t everyone stop smoking?
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why don’t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
How can the weather be “hot as hell” one day and “cold as hell” another?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
Why do they call it a TV “set” when you only get one?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Why do they call it a TV “set” when you only get one?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit’s foot?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called “rush hour”?
If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down,and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days of the year, why do they have locks on the doors?
Why do they put Braille dots on the dey pads of the drive-up ATM machine?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If you're driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?
You know hwo most packages say "open here"? What should you do if the package says "opn somewhere else"?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for and address,you turn the radio down?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
What does Geronimo scream when he jumps out of a plane?
If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Is it possible to be allergic to water?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower and nothing else does?
In the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," which is yellow-the bikini or the polka dots?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
Whats a question with no answer called?
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
Why doesn't baking soda freeze?
I'm always reading about the "Great Apes." What's so great about them? How come we never hear about any "Paltry Apes"?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?
What causes the sound of air swishing inside your head?
Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?
When the stock market closes at the end of the day, why does everyone stand around smiling and clapping regardless of whether the stocks are up or down?
When you drive by a dead skunk in the road, why does it take about 10 seconds before you smell it? Assume that you did not actually drive over the skunk.
I read about an actuary who calculated that the odds of a man's trousers falling down if he was wearing both a belt and suspenders was about 35,000 to one. What would be the odds of a man's trousers falling down while wearing only a belt? What about only suspenders?
Say I freeze meat in January. The package has an expiration date of February. When I thaw it in June, why doesn't it remember immediately that it should have gone bad four months ago?
When you're asleep and dreaming about performing calorie-burning activities such as running, jumping and flying, do you burn more calories in reality as opposed to when you're dreaming about doing something low-impact?
What benefit is there to toasting bread instead of just eating it untoasted? If there is no benefit, how much electric energy is wasted on toasting in the U.S. of A., do you think?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you trasport something by ship it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that's used on airplanes? Why can't they make the whoe plane out of the same substance?
If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
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list of questions to ask your girl friend or boy friend
What were you like when you were a kid?
When was the first time that you had beer?
What happened?
If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it?
What would your dream house be like?
If you could change something about yourself, what would it be & why?
Describe your fighting style: drunken master or angry monkey?
What last made you laugh?
Spontaneity or stability?
Do you like kids?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What turns you off?
What is your favorite curse word?
What is your full name?
When is your birthday?
Who do you live with?
Do you dream often?
If you wrote a journal entry about our last date, what would it say?
Which do you prefer giving or receiving?
What do you do for school and work?
What music do you listen to the most?
Do you like to read? If so...favorite book(s)?
Name your 3 closest friends. Which one is your very best friend?
How often do you really "go out"?
Have you ever lost anyone you loved?
What sound or noise do you love?
Ever been in true love?
On a scale of 1-5 how organized are you?
Do you excercise regularly? If so, how often?
What is your zodiac sign?
Have any nick names? If so, what?
Name a couple of T.V. shows you watch a lot?
Name a movie or movies you can watch over and over?
Do you have tattoos? If yes, how many and where are they?
Any piercings? If yes, how many and where are they?
Do you have siblings? If so, how many?
Are your parents still together?
What is/was your worst subject in school?
Do you currently play any sports? If so, what?
Do you like to dance?
Name your 2 favorite colors and why?
Do people tell you that you act older, younger, or your age?
Ever had an imaginary friend as a child?
Ever been skinny dipping?
Did/Do you enjoy highschool for the most part?
Do any drugs? If yes, what?
Do you drink? If yes, how often?
Do you smoke? If yes, how much?
Ever been in a physical fight? If yes how many and who were they with?
Have you ever cheated in a relationship?
What's your definition of cheating?
Do you wear pajamas to places other than at your house?
Have you ever stolen anything from a store or from someone?
Ever cheated on a test?
Ever been in any legal trouble?
Do you regret anything?
Name 5 of the most important things in your life?
How many languages can you speak and what are they?
Are you a touchy feely person?
Do you take showers in the morning or at night more?
Do you trust easily?
Do you have any phobias?
Are you a heavy or light sleeper?
Are you a morning person?
Ever had surgery? If yes, for what reason?
Ever come close to death?
Ever broken any bones?
When you die, would you rather be burried or cremated?
Do you play any instruments? If so, what?
Have you been told you can sing well more than once?
3 physical features you get complimented on a lot?
Name your least favorite feature?
Name the clothing store you shop at the most?
What is your religion or do you not really have one?
Ever been cheated on?
Ever had a one night stand? If so, how many and do you regret any of them?
Current friend that you have known the longest?
Name someone you can tell just about anything to?
Where were you born?
Do any of your close friends have children?
Are any of them married?
Have you ever taken any anti-depressants or anxiety medication?
Ever seen a therapist?
Did/do you transfer schools a lot?
Favorite animal to have as a pet?
How many floors does your home have?
How many bedrooms and bathrooms?
Do you live in a neighborhood or in the middle of nowhere?
Top Funny Questions
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Funny Questions to Ask People
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Good Funny Questions
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
Can a black person join the kkk?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
Who was Sadie Hawkins?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Really Funny Questions
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant?If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
Fun Funny Questions
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?Why can't donuts be square?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?
Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
Why are dogs noses always wet?
If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
More Funny Questions
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?
Do bald people get Dandruff?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Can you cry under water?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
How come all of the planets are spherical?
How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off?
when a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
What do people in China call their good plates?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
Do your eyes change color when you die?
Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Silly Funny Questions
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?
If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
What do you call male ballerinas?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?
Can bald men get lice?
Stupid Funny Questions
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Does the postman deliver his own mail?
Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?
What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
Was Jesus a virgin when he died?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam.
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched?
So, do you really think we evolved from apes? Seriously?
What would you do if you were the last person on this earth?
If you did not want to ignore something obvious, what will it be?
If you could write something to change the world, what would it be?
Strange Funny Questions
Did Adam and Eve have navels?Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Do atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?
How fast do you have to go to keep up with the sun so you're never in darkness?
How is the handicapped parking situation handled at the Special Olympics?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
Weird Funny Questions
If sour cream is past its expiration date is it good then?If a tree falls in the forest without anyone there, does it still make a sound? Do the other trees make fun of it?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
If Superglue is so good why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube?
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, do you plan a surprise birthday party for them?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If the "black box" survives every plane crash, why not make the entire plane out of that stuff?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
Isn't it a little scary that a doctor's work is called practice?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
Shouldn't it be called a "near hit" rather than a "near miss"?
There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Random Funny Questions
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
What song always makes you happy when you hear it?
What was your favorite sitcom growing up?
What favorite food puts you in a great mood?
Who's the funniest person you know?
What was the best vacation you ever had?
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Whats your middle name?
How big is your bed?
What music are you listening to right now?
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?
What was the last thing you ate?
Who was the last person you hugged?
How is the weather right now?
Fun Questions to Ask People
What is the wallpaper on your cellphone?Did you get anough sleep last night?
What's the first thing you thought about this morning?
What's the last thing you thought about before you went to sleep last night?
What do you have handy at your bedside?
Grilled or Fried?
What makes you unique?
Are you afraid of the dark?
Favorite hangout?
3 things you cannot live without?
Favorite song?
What are you afraid of?
Are you a giver or a taker?
What are your nicknames?
What is your Dad's middle name?
What is your Mom's middle name?
What 1 thing would you take with you on a deserted island?
Favorite TV commercial?
Who's your cellphone provider?
First thing you will save in a fire?
Whats your favorite color?
What are the things you always take with you?
What did you wanna be when you were a kid?
What do you usually do when the clock turns 10:10?
What's the color of your bedsheet?
What the last thing you do before you go to bed?
Did America really put a man on the moon?
Fun Questions to Ask Someone
Virgin or not?Do you like your handwriting?
If you were another person would you be friends with you?
Are you very sarcastic?
Do you still have your tonsils?
Do you think you are physically strong?
Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Which you favorite icecream flavor?
What was the last thing you ate?
What was the last drink you drank?
If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Which are your favorite smells?
Do you like people with green eyes?
Do you like scary movies or comedy movies more?
Do you prefer hugs or kisses?
What is on your mouse pad?
Funny Fun Questions
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “asteroids”?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts but as mattresses?
Cool Fun Questions
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?Is there another word for synonym?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?”
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?
Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Interesting and Fun Questions
Aren’t all generalizations false?Why aren’t there bullet-proof pants?
Sooner or later, doesn’t everyone stop smoking?
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why don’t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
How can the weather be “hot as hell” one day and “cold as hell” another?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
Why do they call it a TV “set” when you only get one?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Why do they call it a TV “set” when you only get one?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit’s foot?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called “rush hour”?
If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Amazing & Fun Questions
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down,and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days of the year, why do they have locks on the doors?
Why do they put Braille dots on the dey pads of the drive-up ATM machine?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If you're driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?
You know hwo most packages say "open here"? What should you do if the package says "opn somewhere else"?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for and address,you turn the radio down?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
What does Geronimo scream when he jumps out of a plane?
If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Fun Questions to Ask Friends
Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?Is it possible to be allergic to water?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower and nothing else does?
In the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," which is yellow-the bikini or the polka dots?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
Whats a question with no answer called?
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
Why doesn't baking soda freeze?
I'm always reading about the "Great Apes." What's so great about them? How come we never hear about any "Paltry Apes"?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?
What causes the sound of air swishing inside your head?
Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?
Great Fun Questions
Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?When the stock market closes at the end of the day, why does everyone stand around smiling and clapping regardless of whether the stocks are up or down?
When you drive by a dead skunk in the road, why does it take about 10 seconds before you smell it? Assume that you did not actually drive over the skunk.
I read about an actuary who calculated that the odds of a man's trousers falling down if he was wearing both a belt and suspenders was about 35,000 to one. What would be the odds of a man's trousers falling down while wearing only a belt? What about only suspenders?
Say I freeze meat in January. The package has an expiration date of February. When I thaw it in June, why doesn't it remember immediately that it should have gone bad four months ago?
When you're asleep and dreaming about performing calorie-burning activities such as running, jumping and flying, do you burn more calories in reality as opposed to when you're dreaming about doing something low-impact?
What benefit is there to toasting bread instead of just eating it untoasted? If there is no benefit, how much electric energy is wasted on toasting in the U.S. of A., do you think?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you trasport something by ship it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that's used on airplanes? Why can't they make the whoe plane out of the same substance?
If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
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